WACCA JAWACCA - Everything has been quiet. It has been so quiet, we wondered if we still existed. It's even been quiet in that country to the north, formerly ruled by the Crazy Colonel, H'Wakhy K'Dhaffy. But after weeks of quiet in our pristine country, Yerbouti is quiet no more! Details are still sketchy, but it appears that violence has broken out in various parts of the country, including an attack upon a United Nations convoy carrying food to the good people of our outlying villages. In addition, there have been reports of an explosion in the village of B'm.
In typical knee-jerk reaction, President Jujubee Shakerattl'n'roll made a rare public appearance to demand that the Western countries responsible for this latest round of violence must leave Yerbouti in peace. Main Man of the Armed Forces General Charles Robert Aygotcha just shook his head on hearing of the president's response.
More news as we hear it. Or make it up.
Coming at you from Wacca Jawacca, this was what is 'What's Happening in Yerbouti?'.