Attack on UN Convoy!

WACCA JAWACCA - Details are just now trickling in of last week's attack on a UN convoy in the village of Q'Mode.  Seems some armed men jumped the convoy from the buildings bordering the roadway as the trucks rolled through the village.  One intrepid bystander even had the gumption to snap a picture, which they kindly passed on to us of the attack in motion. 

The armed men made off with several weeks worth of food for several villages.  There were approximately half a dozen men armed with AK-47s (of course), wearing green military style uniforms and headscarves involved in this attack.  If you see anyone matching this description, please contact the Combined Defense Forces at your earliest convenience.  The United Nations would also appreciate the return of its trucks as they are running short.  Thank you. 

We will report on other news as it happens.  Or when we hear about it weeks afterward.

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