The armed men made off with several weeks worth of food for several villages. There were approximately half a dozen men armed with AK-47s (of course), wearing green military style uniforms and headscarves involved in this attack. If you see anyone matching this description, please contact the Combined Defense Forces at your earliest convenience. The United Nations would also appreciate the return of its trucks as they are running short. Thank you.
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