Kathy Lee Sweatshop Ribbon Cutting!

WACCA JAWACCA - Yes, that's right!  You read it here first!  The sweatshop built to produce the exclusive Kathy Lee line of fashions is now open and ready for business!  The day was declared a national holiday and in a rare public appearance, our esteemed President Jujubee Shakerattl'n'roll cut the ribbon this week to the cheers of an impossibly large crowd right here in the capitol of Wacca Jawacca.  Standing by his side at this wonderful event were General Robert Charles Aygotcha, chief chief of the Combined Defense Forces, and none other than the smoking hot, bodacious Kathy Lee Herself.  (And yes, we capitalized that on purpose.) 

President Shakerattl'n'roll at the grand opening of Kathy

Lee's sweatshop here in Wacca Jawacca.  Standing with

him are General Charles Robert Aygotcha in full

blingety-bling-bling-bling and none other than the

smoking hot, bodacious Kathy Lee Herself (and

yes, we capitalized that on purpose).

 

The president declared that this was a "great day for Yerbouti and for Yerboutians everywhere" because it demonstrated the country's "entry onto the world economic stage".  While the sweatshop will actually raise the average income of Yerbouti substantially, it will still be among the lowest GNPs in the world, even below Albania.  "Yerboutians will now have the mod-est, hip-est clothing to wear - just like the western countries," he continued.  Apparently, he did not know that the clothes are for sale in America only.  "This man is an idiot," General Aygotcha was heard to quip, shaking his head.

The workers have already been selected and began learning to sew today on the ultra modern North Korean sewing machines purchased at a discount for the sweatshop.  In a brief tour of the sweatshop this morning, our reporters got to see the workers in action.  Kathy Lee is producing some strange things for sale in America.  Perhaps they are for display at the Paris fashion show.

In other news, things appear to be heating up in the north with sporadic violence being reported.  When we find out why, we'll tell you.

This has been another stellar day for 'What's Happening in Yerbouti?'.  Y'all come back now, hear?